those tumblr users you want to talk to but you can’t because they’re cool
skills i have mastered
- not texting back
- painting my nails like a blind pre-schooler
- sleeping a lot
- being single
i took one step out the front door and got soaking wet
- baby: m..m-m...ma...
- mom: mama? are you trying to say mama?
- baby: m..mATOI RYUKO!!!!
- sister: KIRYUIN SATSUKI!!!
It took me a few years to figure out that you can’t help people who don’t want to be saved.
imma go play the gray garden now bye :D
im watching videos of people booting up various windows versions on various machines this is probs the lowest ive ever been i dont even know what im doing its 2 am im perfectly sober wtf
i just witnessed a guy upgrading a pc from windows 1 to 8 and i dont know if it was really sad or really rad
[jokes about being in love with a character] [is actually serious] [and not joking] [in any way] [at all]